I am afraid.
Tomorrow I may be too afraid to go outdoors.
There is madness in the air.
I hate to say this but perhaps we need a war.
A Great Depression.
An American, monstrous tsunami hitting LA and NY.
A Korean Missile bull’s eye on the Capitol.
The Chinese to invoke their IOUs.
The stock market to crash.
Seth Rich’s laptop.
The Awan brothers spilling the goods.
Aliens capturing a Pentagon drone.
The Russians hacking into the bowels of Facebook.
A big, big enema.
The closing down of every Chick-fil-A.
The banning of drive-in windows.
The abolition of cable.
A free press.
Motorcyclists for Hillary.
A Bernie rally.
An Antifa urine pistol.
Confederate boxer shorts.
Another pair of Confederate boxer shorts.
A statue of Forest Gump.
The American Flag again on tv after hours.
A good $100 cigar.
The driverless car.
A cell phone that brushes your teeth.
A moon tv.
Sunday newspapers and ink on your hands.
A game of cards.
Comic books with submarine ads.
A total solar eclipse.